Words and Phrases

Affection Break: The affection that your partner lavishes grandly on you during a commercial break but evaporates the moment the series s/he was watching resumes. The maximum amount of Affection Breaks in an episode is limited by the amount of commercial breaks in an episode or program.

Zakaria: The name with which to describe a penis in a state of contentment, satisfiaction or happiness (Zakatakria is the antonym).