Tuesday, May 22, 2007

i have nothing better to do!

Tune Hotel, RM9.99 per night. Tune Hotel car park, RM2 for the first hour and after that, well, RM1.50 per hour. Hotel room is Rm9.99 for 24 hours. Parking charges are RM36.50 for 24 hours. Well, they are not very in tune with each other in'it? One is singing a tune, the other is singing a different tune altogether no? It's like so out of tune, right? So not in tune. So not very tuneful. Datuk Tuney Fernandez, I know you are so clever lah... but you better retune this one, or else not many will dance to your tune la daeeey!

If ever there is a proof that some DBKL officers are on crack, this is it! I mean, look at this roadsign. What is "IRR"? Investment Return Rate? So, if I make a turn into, say, Jalan Kinabalu, what is my investment return rate? 44%? And what is the 3.6 in the middle supposed to mean? Is that the IQ of the person who designed this, this Dali-nesque plaque of super stupidity? This roadsign must be entered in the Guinness World Record (er, why is the world records kept by Guinness? Doesn't that make it unreliable? Hahah... sorry, I am just wondering!) as the stupidest, most complicated, most ridiculous lobotomy-induced-piece-of-shyte masquerading as a roadsign in the whole universe! It looks like the long lost drawing of a giant octopus which attacked Columbus just after he got around the Cape of Good Hope. I read the script. It says, "aftereth we got aroundeth the Capeth of Goodeth Hope, a monstereth with multiple tentacles attacketh us and gobbled up two of our ship...it looketh like this!". Yes, it looks like this one! And whoever decided to place this so called roadsign just 1 metre from the relevant intersection, must be mixing his crack with some UHU super glue and 3 cups of Shahab whiskey with an alcohol content of 88% or thereabout! Moron!

6 comments:

the Anomaly said...

Actually that roundabout roadsign looks like a turtle that got speared by some tribal fella for his turtle soup dinner.

art harun said...

Ya la, actually it looks like a turtle/tortoise with a spear running through it! Huiyo!

Daef said...

Poor symbolic turtle. Ya goddamned bastards!!! He was just a symbol. Why didja have to go and kill him?!! (Wails hysterically over the sign and screams to the darkening sky with flashes of lightning behind the thick grey and black clouds)

art harun said...

"...the darkening sky with flashes of lightning behind the thick grey and black clouds..."

Gosh, that must surely come from Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam! :)

Shanmuga K said...

I'm sorry. I know this lowers the tone of the posting and the comments, but here goes:

IRR = Inner Ring Road

3.6 = clearance is 3.6 metres (feet, yards, miles?)

1 metre before intersection = lucky us .. You know, at least it's not placed after the intersection!

Malaysia Boleh!

art harun said...

Whoa Shan, you have got the Guide To DBKL Glossaries arr? Haha...