Tune Hotel, RM9.99 per night. Tune Hotel car park, RM2 for the first hour and after that, well, RM1.50 per hour. Hotel room is Rm9.99 for 24 hours. Parking charges are RM36.50 for 24 hours. Well, they are not very in tune with each other in'it? One is singing a tune, the other is singing a different tune altogether no? It's like so out of tune, right? So not in tune. So not very tuneful. Datuk Tuney Fernandez, I know you are so clever lah... but you better retune this one, or else not many will dance to your tune la daeeey!
If ever there is a proof that some DBKL officers are on crack, this is it! I mean, look at this roadsign. What is "IRR"? Investment Return Rate? So, if I make a turn into, say, Jalan Kinabalu, what is my investment return rate? 44%? And what is the 3.6 in the middle supposed to mean? Is that the IQ of the person who designed this, this Dali-nesque plaque of super stupidity? This roadsign must be entered in the Guinness World Record (er, why is the world records kept by Guinness? Doesn't that make it unreliable? Hahah... sorry, I am just wondering!) as the stupidest, most complicated, most ridiculous lobotomy-induced-piece-of-shyte masquerading as a roadsign in the whole universe! It looks like the long lost drawing of a giant octopus which attacked Columbus just after he got around the Cape of Good Hope. I read the script. It says, "aftereth we got aroundeth the Capeth of Goodeth Hope, a monstereth with multiple tentacles attacketh us and gobbled up two of our ship...it looketh like this!". Yes, it looks like this one! And whoever decided to place this so called roadsign just 1 metre from the relevant intersection, must be mixing his crack with some UHU super glue and 3 cups of Shahab whiskey with an alcohol content of 88% or thereabout! Moron!